Submit yourrepo. Get roastedfor dead demo links
Product Hunt's evil twin. The agent reads your commits, finds the crimes, scores the slop, and ranks you in public. It has opinions.
Four agents.
One verdict.
Instant score. The video takes a minute.- 01
Crawl
README, 100 commits, languages, file tree, dead demo links, committed secrets.
- 02
Hunt receipts
Web + GitHub search for the 2–3 real products that already do this.
- 03
Score
Five sub-scores and a citable crimes list. No joke without evidence.
- 04
Roast
The engine reads your crimes back to you. Instant page now, video when it renders.
Who is this for?
Statistically: you.Side-project
graveyards
Fourteen repos, zero users, one dream. Getting roasted is the most attention your project will ever receive. Take it.
AI wrapper
factories
One prompt, one API call, one $49/month pricing page. The Originality Agent has receipts, and they are all the same app.
Receipts from the roasted
Actual lines the engine wrote about actual repositories.
“Last commit deleted homework; the demo is still localhost:8501.”
@SaiGuruInukurthi · scored 37
“Last commit was docs three months ago. Five badges. Zero pulse.”
@SaiGuruInukurthi · scored 29
“Last commit: Fixed scroll. Demo: an RPC. Product: a rumor.”
@igharsha7 · scored 28
Questions you
should have asked
Fair, honestly.No. Self-submission only. You sign in with GitHub and can only submit repos you own, or any repo carrying the roast-me topic. Without that rule this is a harassment tool, and we like it better as a comedy directory.
Never. SlopHunt roasts the software — the commit messages, the dead demo link, the fourteen months of silence. There are no jokes about you, your identity, or your intelligence. The repo is the only target.
Mostly deterministically, from dates, counts, and ratios — commit recency, TODO density, how many other products already do this. Higher means sloppier. Yes, you can argue with it. Arguing is engagement.
We flag that one was detected and we never store or display its value. Consider it a free security review with jokes. Then rotate the key. Today.
Instantly. If you submitted it, there's a delete button on the product page. No questions, no cooldown, hard delete.
Rendering. The text roast and score appear in under thirty seconds; the video of the host reading your roast takes a few minutes and shows up on the page when it's done. The disappointment takes time.
Fully. The whole site — pipeline, scoring, this FAQ — lives in a public repo. Star it, fork it, or submit it to itself. We already did: it scored 32.